Don't make Chris Brown angry, you won't like him when he's angry!

Chris Brown has never been one to hold back, and his latest Twitter spat shows he has no plans to change!

He recently partook in an abusive exchange of words with US comedienne Jenny Johnson which began when Brown tweeted a picture alongside the comment "I look old as f**k! I'm only 23..." Johnson took it upon herself to respond to this, saying "I know! Being a worthless piece of s**t can really age a person."

The ‘Don’t wake me up’ singer obviously did an ‘OH HELL NO!’ (Including the finger snap I presume) and crudely responded “Take them teeth out when u Sucking my d**k HOE” to which Johnson replied: "It's 'HO' not 'HOE' you ignorant f**k." I quite agree, spelling is important!

What followed was a series of heated exchanges between the two, which included Brown tweeting comments such as "I should fart while ur giving me top" and “mom says hello... She told me not to s**** in ur mouth, wanted me to s*** right on the retina.” Eew, and also lol.

 Johnson seemed to back down from the confrontation in the end, saying “Okay. I'm done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to s**t and fart on me."

Rihanna herself seemed to later get in on the act by later posting a picture of the comments and tweeting “How does one find the time? We gotta do better than this!!" Her response certainly adds fuel to the fire that the pair are definitely back together; and that didn’t do it, then she must’ve used a flame thrower or got Charmander on board when she posted an earlier snap of Chris brown sprawled out on her bed! That’ll get the gossips talking- ingenious RiRi!

If the two megastars are really back together, then it seems that Jenny Johnson won’t be the last person who’ll be eager to give their opinion. But if their latest duet ‘Nobody’s business’ is anything to go by, I don’t think they give two hoots!

Whereeeee haaaave yooouu beeeen?!

Whereeeee haaaave yooouu beeeen?!, I here you ask? Well excuse me! I have a job I have to work; I can’t just sit around all day writing about celebrities! Although, that’s EXACTLY what I want to do for a living, if you haven’t gathered. Anyway, I’m here now, so what have I missed? Well loads as it happens, I hardly know where to begin!! Well how about I break it down:

Love is in the air

Where's your hand Russell?

• Well of all the ‘WTF’ moments, this really took the biscuit! I’m talking about Russell Brand hooking up with none other than Geri Halliwell! Now this is a pairing that I do not get. I heard that they hit it off at the Olympic closing ceremony, where they both performed, and bonded over a mutual love and sandwiches and books. Now, I know that Russell loves to spice up his sex life, but I wasn’t expecting this!

• Apparently everybody’s favourite ‘I’m angry that my ex dumped me so I’m gonna write a song about what a heart-breaking b*****d he is’ singer Adele has married her lover Simon Konecki in secret. The ‘Someone like you singer’ who is due to give birth in October apparently wed her fiancé sometime last week and according to a source it was a ‘fabulous occasion.’ Well, whether reports are true or not, I wish them every happiness.

'This way Ashley, er  I mean Tre!'

• Chezza’s got a new man! Ok, so that’s all the excitement I can muster with this story, but it seems that Cheryl Cole has well and truly replaced Ashley by hooking up with a hot American dancer- nice one. The pair have actually been seeing each other for a few months and apparently its love. Ashley even popped around for a cuppa and offered the pair his congratulations before joining Cheryl’s fella Tre Holloway in a hearty game of croquet. Ok, I made that last bit up, but one can dream.

• She’s done it! Ok, not quite at the altar, but Jennifer Aniston has got engaged. The Hollywood actress, who has starred in legendary films such as ‘Along came Polly’ and ‘Marley and me’ has accepted boyfriend Justin Theroux’s proposal on his 41^st birthday. Looks like Jen has finally found her lobster! And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, then just leave! Go on, get off my blog!!

So so so scandalous!

You think I'm posting the real pic so I get sued? I think not!

• Last week the world was rocked by a royal scandal. No, not that the Duchess of Cambridge has worn the same dress again (seriously guys, get over it!), but that Prince Harry has been flashing his crown jewels in a Las Vegas hotel room! Now for some, this is just a normal Friday night, but for a member of the royal family, it’s a bit frowned upon. According to reports, the Prince was having some fun splashing around in the pool with Olympic swimming champion Ryan Lochte (as you do) whilst on his hols. He later then invited a bevy of bikini-clad beauties to join him in a game of strip billiards. Well, to cut a long story short, he wasn’t very good and ended up parading around starkers with a lady friend. And because Hazza was amongst close friends whom he has known for years and can trust (ahem), a picture was taken and ended up in the papers! Now how did that happen?

• David Beckham and Katherine Jenkins. Now there’s two people you wouldn’t normally put together, but somehow they’ve been accused of having an affair.  But in a strange move, Katherine added fuel to the fire by angrily denying the affair on Twitter instead of ignoring the false accusations. She tweeted ‘I’ve read some horrible rumours on here & want u 2 know I absolutely deny I’ve had an affair with David Beckham.’ ‘The rumours are very hurtful, untrue & my lawyers tell me actionable.’ Okay Kath, I believe you, but I’m not sure I believe Lily Cooper who decided to pipe up with her own defensive tweets: ‘I’m really upset at the hurtful rumours going round about me having an affair with Jay Z. My lawyers tell me they are actionable.’

• Lindsay Lohan has been accused and now cleared of stealing jewellery from a Hollywood house party. The ‘actress’ who was found guilty for stealing a necklace in February, was apparently...WAIT A MINUTE! I’m gonna stop right here. This is no scandal; this is just a day in the life of the train-wreck that is Li-Lo. Someone seriously needs to hurry up and make a Mean Girls 2 before her life really goes to hell. Enough said.

Oh Em Gee!

Yes, she actually left her house like this!

• The claws are out for Jasmine Lennard and Kerry Katona! The ‘model’, who played with Simon Cowell’s naughty bits for 6 months, has lashed out at Katona after she said that Jasmine needed psychiatric help in her magazine column. Kezza stated ‘I was hoping Jasmine Lennard would stay in the house because she is so controversial. 'I can't believe they apparently had to hide knives from her – she clearly needs psychological help!' This didn’t go down well with Jasmine, the first to be evicted from this year’s Celebrity Big Brother, who released her inner bitch (wait, her bitch is out and proud!) by blasting the former Atomic Kitten star on Twitter, she tweeted: ‘HA HA HA...YOU...think I need help. Well...i think YOU need to start using contraception get over @BrianMcFadden stop taking...’ ‘Cocaine,lose a few pounds&start focusing on your children not boyfriends.I think your vile.#peasant’. Well, that sure told Kerry! But Jas do us a favour and assess your own life first- and eat some pies while you’re at it!

• Cheryl Cole and Will.I.Am were involved in a car crash last night! But fear not my darling readers, it was a minor accident. Chezza and Will were driving back from a late night studio session, and it seemed that Will demonstrated his awesome driving skills by crashing into a parked car- not so dope. Whilst Will’s airbag inflated in his face and caused a nose bleed, Cheryl’s airbag failed to inflate and so she slammed head-first into the dashboard causing bleeding and minor bruising. Thankfully the pair, who have collaborated on ‘Heartbreaker’ and 3 words’, were ok, and both took to their Twitter pages to reassure their fans. Maybe, this is the earth’s way of telling the Black Eye Peas star to get rid of that stupid haircut!- maybe.

That’s all for now folks! ;)

Celebs of the week!

Never one for a quiet life, the celebs have been hitting the headlines this week for all sorts of reasons! From break-ups to family feuds, these celebs have certainly been setting our tongues wagging, so here’s my list of the top 5 celebs this week! (In no particular order)

Has Mollie found her prince charming?

1. She already has a royal name, but now Mollie King could have a royal title as it has been revealed that none other than Prince Harry is smitten with her! Apparently the pair, who've been friends for 2 years, have been spotted flirting and partying in nightclubs in recent weeks. Jealous? Me? Never! Now where’s my Mollie voodoo doll…
2. If recent rumours are to believed, The Wanted’s Max George has a heart vacancy (geddit?) as his relationship with Corrie’s Michelle Keegan has hit an all time low (OK, I’ll stop now). But the singer cleared up the rumours on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show telling listeners that the couple are no longer engaged but are still together. That’s a relief, because they make an awfully gorgeous couple!
3. Hot on the tails of her former TOWIE co-stars, Maria Fowler has been in the centre of a bidding war between I’m a Celebrity and Celebrity Big Brother after signaling her intentions to appear on either of the shows. Its reported that offers of up to £250.000 has been put on the table. However, the difference is we were actually looking forward to seeing Amy, Kirk and Mark on their prospective shows. You, we couldn’t care less about and you’d probably be more suited to appear on something like Celebrity Shark Bait.
4. Not content with setting British teenagers hearts a flutter and recently causing Beatle-like hysteria in America, One Direction have now turned their sights on Australia. The former X Factor contestants have been getting up to all sorts including sunning themselves on a yacht and showing off their sophisticated pallets by sampling some Aussie foods. However, someone should have warned poor Niall that vegemite was disgusting after he was forced to spit out his vegemite-covered toast live on TV!
5. It seems like splitsville is on the verge of becoming over-populated, for not long after Ronan Keating announced the end of his marriage, Dannii Minogue has now confirmed that her relationship with model Kris Smith is now over. The ex couple, who have a son Ethan together, both released statements saying they have split. Apparently, dannii had a heart-to-heart with older sister Kylie, before making the difficult decision to part with Kris.
   
   

Stay tuned for more celebrity goss, coming soon! In the meantime, here’s One Direction in all their youthful glory: 

Horror at BBM party!

Jessie J performed last night

Last night’s Blackberry party should have been an amazing night with stars, journo's and competition winners rubbing shoulders. With the talented Jessie J and Wretch 32 performing, it should have been a night to remember but for some, it was a night they’d rather forget. As guests partied on the dance floor, one man was stabbed leaving him lying on the floor in a pool of blood.

Stars such as Fazer from N Dubz, Nicola McLean, Lizzie Cundy and various cast members from TOWIE and Made in Chelsea gathered at the Pulse nightclub aka Bankside Vaults off Southwark Street, London for the event celebrating Blackberry Messenger. But what started off as an amazing night, ended in horror as tweets from revelers last night emerged that guests were being held following an ‘incident.’ It was soon revealed that a man was stabbed with a broken bottle following an altercation on the dance floor, shortly after Jessie J had finished her set. Guests were left stranded for hours as police swooped in and held everyone at the venue until they had everyone’s personal details.

A witness at the event told the Telegraph newspaper ‘Everyone tried to leave at the same time but the organisers weren't geared up for it and there was a huge rush to get to the cloakroom.

Wretch 32 performing before incident

"People were crying and quite a lot were being sick, whether from the blood or the alcohol"

Eventually, police let guests leave at around 1.50am.The victim thought to be in his 30’s was stretchered off into an ambulance, whilst a 25 year-old man had been arrested and taken into custody.

Jessie J, who wore a striking polka dot leotard/playsuit thingy, purple lippy, large gold hoops and her hair in a top-knot tweeted about the incident this morning: ‘My thoughts are with the person who was seriously injured last night at the Blackberry party. So sad. I really hope they are ok."

A spokesman for Blackberry-maker Research in Motion (RIM) said: "Our first concern is the well-being of the individual concerned.

"We are doing all that we can to assist the police with their inquiries."

Police seal off area folllowing stabbing

Guests held and questioned by the police

TOWIE's Lauren Goodger speaks to officer

N Dubz star Fazer helps police with enquiries

Those pesky celebs!

So I stop blogging for a couple of weeks and what happens? Those pesky celebs cause so much drama and controversy I’ve got more juicy showbiz gossip than I can shake a stick at! So much has happened in celebville over the last couple of weeks that I’ve had to categorise the gossip and condense them into bite size (ish) chunks! So here it goes…

Feuds. 

Family feud: Tulisa and Dappy

• Celebs love nothing better than getting into a good old Twitter scrap, no more so it seems than Tulisa. The X Factor beauty has had a massive row with cousin and (what is now revealed) former N Dubz band mate Dappy. Laying into Dappy, who has a penchant for wearing stupid hats and saying 'na na naii’, Tulisa let rip after the rapper retweeted messages from fans who were trying to appeal to Tulisa to reach out to her band mate. Obviously enraged at being portrayed as the bad guy, Tulisa tweeted a string of messages to Dappy in which she apparently confirmed N Dubz split (I’m not going to try and translate what she says, work it out for yourselves!): 

@TheDappy u know my number mate..I dont know urs cus u aint gave it 2 me since u changed it... so dont gass the fans, u wana talk Im here."
"@TheDappy serious man I hold it down, dont make me start talkin real cus u won't like it nor will the fans, allow twitter,man up n call me.
"4 the ndubletts triena take sides... pls remember... dappy left ndubz, that's y we split, n wen he wanted 2 get away I tried 2 move him... In2 my yard."
"He left n got a new num n I aint heard from him since, he aint called or made contact, just tlks 2 the press about me. Sayin he misses me but where the hells my call, I don't even have his num! had 2 txt me dad 2 pass a message 2 him n got no reply."

She finished her rant by urging Dappy to call her and scolding herself for rowing so publicly. Over to you Dappy…

• Another Twitter row has also erupted (getting a bit boring now, isn’t it) this time between The Wanted’s Tom and TOWIE’s Mario. It all started when Lydia posted a pic of her and her mum reading a magazine in which they gave an interview. For some reason, Tom decided to have a pop and said ‘How ironic is that picture? Is that what you lot call yourselves these days for doing nothing!! #shocking.' This caused an outraged Mario to let rip, with Tom fighting back. I can’t be bothered to go into all the tweets (as there are so many) but basically Mario got labeled a 2^nd class Mark Wright whilst Tom was branded the ugly one in the band and just a backing singer to Max (the bald one in the group who is apparently the ‘fittest’). Can I just say that all these tweets seem to be true, so what’s the beef? Lydia, Lucy and Debbie waded in too but no one really cares.

Where's the love Cheryl?

• Celebrity dispute veteran Cheryl Cole has been ruffling the feathers of former X Factor mentee (is that a word?) Alexandra Burke. The 'Hallelujah’ singer has revealed that Cheryl has practically ignored her for the past year, failing to return the singers texts and calls.  This echoes claims from Cher Lloyd, who also confessed that the Geordie lass isn’t handy with the telephone and has failed to keep in touch with her either. Alex revealed this after Cheryl tweeted her out of the blue saying how hot she was in her latest video. Sounds like Chezza need to work on her people skills…                                                                                                                                                                         
• The Bachelor ‘winner’ Carianne (you know, the one with the voice that makes you want to kill yourself- or her) has slagged off ex ‘boyfriend’ Gavin Henson, branding him boring! She also stated that he tricked her and the whole relationship was fake. No s**t Sherlock! After watching that show religiously, we all knew that Gavin was as dull as Roy Cropper off Corrie and that it was probably more fun having a convo with a brick wall! You knew the score Carianne. Win the show, pretend to be interested for a while, make some money and then done! We all knew it was coming love, so stop kidding yourself!

Romance

• Love is in the air again for Mr. Lover Lover Jermaine Defoe. But clearly the footballer has had a recent bump to his head because instead of going for his normal glamour model/ reality star/ vacuous blonde type- he’s actually hooked up with someone who has a talent and isn’t a fame hungry airhead.  Step forward Alexandra Burke! Yes, Alex clearly pays attention to her song lyrics when she sang she wanted a ‘Bad Boy’. I guess dreams do come true! Although judging by Defoe’s track record with women, it’ll probably be more like a nightmare! Good luck with that one Alex!

• Another couple setting tongues wagging are pop stars Jessie J and Tinie Tempah. The two stars of British music have apparently been seeing each over for a few weeks and seem smitten, with openly bisexual Jessie spending a lot of time at his house. This romance, however unlikely, seems rather cute and fans no doubt are probably wondering if they’ll collaborate in the studio as well as the bedroom. It’ll bring music to their ears! (literally)

Babies

• A massive congratulations to The Saturday’s singer Una Healy who gave birth to baby girl Aoife Belle Foden last week! All the Saturday's girls were really excited and tweeted messages of excitement. Rochelle was recently seen with fiancé Marvin (lucky cow) going to visit baby Aoife and Una, who celebrated her first Mother's Day on Sunday. All together now- aaaww!!!                                                                                                                       

Ready to pop: Jessica Simpson

•  Breaking news- Jessica Simpson is STILL pregnant! She seems to have been carrying that bump around for about 17 years! Perhaps she had the baby ages ago but loved being preggers so much she walks around with a cushion stuffed up her top? Nonetheless, the singer (does she still sing?) looks like she’s about to give birth to a horse let alone a baby, so here’s wishing her a happy and safe birth whenever it is (hopefully sometime in the next decade).                                                                     
                                                                                                                          
  

Is that a nappy your'e waring Kris?

• Ok, so she may not be pregnant, but that doesn’t stop Kris Jenner from showing off her baby bump! The limelight hogging ‘momager’ decided that to celebrate son Rob turning 25, she’d post on her blog a picture of herself pregnant with Rob, in a style similar to that of Demi Moore (albeit years before). Yep. That’s what every 25-year-old guy wants to see. A picture of their mum, starkers (apart from a pair of white pants that looks like a nappy) with a huge bump that contains you as a foetus! Happy birthday Rob!

Other celeb news I can’t be bothered to categorise

•  Simon Cowell has threatened to axe the X Factor if this year’s series isn’t a complete success. This may very well be true what with the controversies surrounding the last series, but Mr. Cowell, isn’t this a convenient time to let this slip? A week before your other show Britain’s Got Talent is set to take on The Voice in the ratings war? I smell a rat!

• A sex tape has been leaked allegedly featuring Tulisa doing a naughty sex act, gasp! If this is true, then the former N Dubz singer is very stupid and may have ruined her X Factor career- unless Simon axes it first of course. Don’t these people ever learn? If you’re going to have sex, just don’t film it! Because as much as you love the person involved at the time, when you get rich and famous, they are only going to betray you and sell the tape! Unless of course, it’s your dream to be the new Paris or Kim… And following her row with Dappy, he responded to the sex tape news by tweeting 'Man this sex video fing is a bit rough! I knew Tulisa weren't talkin to me, but not cos she had her mouf full!!' Hmmm, don't know if that helps Dappy, but it's the thought that counts...

George in handcuffs? I'm not saying a word!

• Both Russell Brand and George Clooney have been arrested in non-related incidents. Whilst George was making people’s hearts melt by protesting outside the Sudanese  embassy about Syrian human rights abuse, Russell meanwhile grabbed a photographer’s phone and lobbed it through a law firm’s window! Tut tut!                                                                                              

• And finally 90’s band Steps recently performed at GAY, with Claire saying she doesn’t mind being the big girl in the band. The size 16 singer, who is happy with her size, doesn’t seem fazed that Lisa 'desperado' Scott-Lee is trying to be the hot one, despite everyone knowing that it was Faye that all the boys fancied. Even if she is bothered, she can always console herself with cake. And that’s not me being spiteful; Claire is actually hosting Lorraine’s Cake Club which aims to find Britain’s best cake. I think I’ll stop right here. As a treat for you, here's Steps doing what they do best:                

Rumble in the Jumble!

If you thought jumble sales were just for old ladies hunting out a bargain, think again! Because jumble sales have just had a fab new makeover thanks to Dawn Porter and friends. Raising money for Oxfam’s International Women’s Day, the presenter and journalist hosted  ‘Rumble in the Jumble’ alongside some celebrity friends yesterday evening, and I decided to pop along to see what the fuss was about. After being rescued from the unbelievably long queue and ushered inside, a large table groaning under the weight of cakes and brownies made a welcoming sight. What was more welcoming however was the warm greeting by BBC Radio 1extra host Gemma Cairney, who had a huge smile on her face as she talked about the event. Gemma, who co-hosted on the night, told me the idea initially came about after  she and her fellow celebs attended a launch for the Oxfam Get Together initiative and decided (after a few wines) to join forces  and host a massive sale to help raise as much money as they can. And that’s exactly what they did. 

Paying just £2 on the door, guests were asked to bring at least 1 bag of jumble to donate, which was then divided up and sold by the host of celebrities who attended (alongside their own stuff). Anything left over was donated to Oxfam. Celebrities putting in the graft  on the stalls included singer Kate Nash, Harry Potter actress Jessie Cave, fashion stylist Grace Woodward, singer Brigitte Aphrodite, presenter Cherry Healey, food writer Gizzi Erksine and Bridesmaids star (and Dawn Porter’s hubby-to-be) Chris O’Dowd. Stars who couldn’t attend but donated clothes included Lauren Laverne, Claudia Winkleman and Jimmy Carr. 

Sara Cox selling me her wares

Working  particularly hard was Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox, who was busy selling by the bucket load. She told me ‘I had a clean-out not that long ago and I managed to get some stuff together’. After insisting that I try on her straw hat, she added ‘Fearne Cotton left me a big bag of stuff as well which is really brilliant!’ This probably explained the hum of people buzzing around her stall. She later tweeted her appreciation to fellow radio DJ Fearne:  ‘Love to @Fearnecotton for the #RUMBLEintheJUMBLE gear. T'was like fashion bugs descending to munch up her cast offs.’ Indeed it was. 

Host with the most: Dawn Porter

Meanwhile, busy bee Dawn Porter was running around playing host, selling and conducting the much anticipated raffle. Prizes included Tom Ford sunglasses, luxury beauty products and a fantastic spa break worth £275! However, not to forget the importance of the night, Dawn further emphasized the reason everyone was there stating ‘every minute a women dies during childbirth; £46 would train a midwife and save hundreds of lives.’ She pledged everyone to dig deep in their pockets and give as much as they can to Oxfam’s campaign, which coincides with International Women’s Day on March 8. 

She's xtra lovely: me and Caroline Flack

Also joining in the fun was Xtra Factor host Caroline Flack, who despite rushing over from hosting Vodaphone’s London Fashion Weekend, still managed to look fabulous. She  stuck straight in, sorting through her bags of clothes she brought along before excitedly informing me  ‘I’ve got lots of X Factor stuff!’ This fact obviously excited a lot of shoppers as she later tweeted ‘Nearly all the clothes I've donated have gone.... 2 dresses left... A child bought my shoes.’

What a spectacle! With Georgie Okell

After discarding my 3 bags of jumble and picking up some bargains of my own (including a beautiful butterfly necklace formerly owned by Dawn Porter), I bumped into T4 host Georgie Okell, who despite arriving late wasted no time in getting stuck into the delicious chocolate brownies. After checking between her teeth before posing for a picture, she said ‘I raided my wardrobe for stuff to bring here!’ adding ‘it’s wild! Like a boxing day sale!’ She wasn’t far off as swarms of people had descended upon St Pancras Old Church, causing the queue outside to go snaking down the street! 

Before leaving, I couldn’t help but be lured to the cake table where delicious treats including red velvet cupcakes and chocolate and raspberry brownies awaited me. Provided by ‘Drink, Shop and Do’, the fabulous cakes were the perfect fuel to keep you going whilst you rummage, or in my case to suppress my hunger after some hardcore bargain hunting. 

All in all, it was an amazing evening which no doubt raised a huge amount of money for such a good cause. Well done to all the celebs and attendees who helped make this event special. Bring on next year!

Chris O'Dowd and fiancee Dawn sharing a laugh

Dawn and Gemma Cairney conducting the raffle

Gemma with the raffle box

Kate Nash making a sale

It's all getting a bit much for Chris O'Dowd!

All smiles with radio producer and Sink the Pink creative director Amy Redmond

Shoes!!!

Yummy cakes!