Whereeeee haaaave yooouu beeeen?!

Whereeeee haaaave yooouu beeeen?!, I here you ask? Well excuse me! I have a job I have to work; I can’t just sit around all day writing about celebrities! Although, that’s EXACTLY what I want to do for a living, if you haven’t gathered. Anyway, I’m here now, so what have I missed? Well loads as it happens, I hardly know where to begin!! Well how about I break it down:

Love is in the air

Where's your hand Russell?

• Well of all the ‘WTF’ moments, this really took the biscuit! I’m talking about Russell Brand hooking up with none other than Geri Halliwell! Now this is a pairing that I do not get. I heard that they hit it off at the Olympic closing ceremony, where they both performed, and bonded over a mutual love and sandwiches and books. Now, I know that Russell loves to spice up his sex life, but I wasn’t expecting this!

• Apparently everybody’s favourite ‘I’m angry that my ex dumped me so I’m gonna write a song about what a heart-breaking b*****d he is’ singer Adele has married her lover Simon Konecki in secret. The ‘Someone like you singer’ who is due to give birth in October apparently wed her fiancé sometime last week and according to a source it was a ‘fabulous occasion.’ Well, whether reports are true or not, I wish them every happiness.

'This way Ashley, er  I mean Tre!'

• Chezza’s got a new man! Ok, so that’s all the excitement I can muster with this story, but it seems that Cheryl Cole has well and truly replaced Ashley by hooking up with a hot American dancer- nice one. The pair have actually been seeing each other for a few months and apparently its love. Ashley even popped around for a cuppa and offered the pair his congratulations before joining Cheryl’s fella Tre Holloway in a hearty game of croquet. Ok, I made that last bit up, but one can dream.

• She’s done it! Ok, not quite at the altar, but Jennifer Aniston has got engaged. The Hollywood actress, who has starred in legendary films such as ‘Along came Polly’ and ‘Marley and me’ has accepted boyfriend Justin Theroux’s proposal on his 41^st birthday. Looks like Jen has finally found her lobster! And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, then just leave! Go on, get off my blog!!

So so so scandalous!

You think I'm posting the real pic so I get sued? I think not!

• Last week the world was rocked by a royal scandal. No, not that the Duchess of Cambridge has worn the same dress again (seriously guys, get over it!), but that Prince Harry has been flashing his crown jewels in a Las Vegas hotel room! Now for some, this is just a normal Friday night, but for a member of the royal family, it’s a bit frowned upon. According to reports, the Prince was having some fun splashing around in the pool with Olympic swimming champion Ryan Lochte (as you do) whilst on his hols. He later then invited a bevy of bikini-clad beauties to join him in a game of strip billiards. Well, to cut a long story short, he wasn’t very good and ended up parading around starkers with a lady friend. And because Hazza was amongst close friends whom he has known for years and can trust (ahem), a picture was taken and ended up in the papers! Now how did that happen?

• David Beckham and Katherine Jenkins. Now there’s two people you wouldn’t normally put together, but somehow they’ve been accused of having an affair.  But in a strange move, Katherine added fuel to the fire by angrily denying the affair on Twitter instead of ignoring the false accusations. She tweeted ‘I’ve read some horrible rumours on here & want u 2 know I absolutely deny I’ve had an affair with David Beckham.’ ‘The rumours are very hurtful, untrue & my lawyers tell me actionable.’ Okay Kath, I believe you, but I’m not sure I believe Lily Cooper who decided to pipe up with her own defensive tweets: ‘I’m really upset at the hurtful rumours going round about me having an affair with Jay Z. My lawyers tell me they are actionable.’

• Lindsay Lohan has been accused and now cleared of stealing jewellery from a Hollywood house party. The ‘actress’ who was found guilty for stealing a necklace in February, was apparently...WAIT A MINUTE! I’m gonna stop right here. This is no scandal; this is just a day in the life of the train-wreck that is Li-Lo. Someone seriously needs to hurry up and make a Mean Girls 2 before her life really goes to hell. Enough said.

Oh Em Gee!

Yes, she actually left her house like this!

• The claws are out for Jasmine Lennard and Kerry Katona! The ‘model’, who played with Simon Cowell’s naughty bits for 6 months, has lashed out at Katona after she said that Jasmine needed psychiatric help in her magazine column. Kezza stated ‘I was hoping Jasmine Lennard would stay in the house because she is so controversial. 'I can't believe they apparently had to hide knives from her – she clearly needs psychological help!' This didn’t go down well with Jasmine, the first to be evicted from this year’s Celebrity Big Brother, who released her inner bitch (wait, her bitch is out and proud!) by blasting the former Atomic Kitten star on Twitter, she tweeted: ‘HA HA HA...YOU...think I need help. Well...i think YOU need to start using contraception get over @BrianMcFadden stop taking...’ ‘Cocaine,lose a few pounds&start focusing on your children not boyfriends.I think your vile.#peasant’. Well, that sure told Kerry! But Jas do us a favour and assess your own life first- and eat some pies while you’re at it!

• Cheryl Cole and Will.I.Am were involved in a car crash last night! But fear not my darling readers, it was a minor accident. Chezza and Will were driving back from a late night studio session, and it seemed that Will demonstrated his awesome driving skills by crashing into a parked car- not so dope. Whilst Will’s airbag inflated in his face and caused a nose bleed, Cheryl’s airbag failed to inflate and so she slammed head-first into the dashboard causing bleeding and minor bruising. Thankfully the pair, who have collaborated on ‘Heartbreaker’ and 3 words’, were ok, and both took to their Twitter pages to reassure their fans. Maybe, this is the earth’s way of telling the Black Eye Peas star to get rid of that stupid haircut!- maybe.

That’s all for now folks! ;)

Katie prepares to strut her stuff!

Strictly come raunchy?

Breaking news! Ok, not breaking but news that will make you scoff, laugh out loud or spit out whatever you’re currently eating. Ready? It has emerged that Katie Price and her fella Leandro Penna are set to appear in the Argentinean version of Strictly Come Dancing! Yes, you heard that right, Katie will be squeezing herself in a tight, sparkly costume, with loads of make-up on and will be prancing around for all to see- so no change there then! The couple, who have one of those annoying on again, off again relationships will appear on the show called Bailando Por Un Sueno. During a webcam interview with the channel that airs the show, Katie (known to us as Jordan) was asked if she would like to dance with her Argentinean toyboy, to which she replied (in Spanish) ‘Si Si Si!’ Her model boyfriend then added ‘The truth is she's very jealous and won't let me dance with anyone unless it's her. It seems I'm going to have to bring her to Argentina. She'll dance with me’. Erm, not sure how the professional dancers will take that love. 

Obviously, Jordan hasn’t learnt her lesson and is defying the public demand for her NOT to collaborate with her men. Clearly she has forgotten her cringe worthy duet with then hubby Peter André; unfortunately, we haven’t. (A whole new world anyone?)

Still, the reality show should be right up Katie’s street as it has a reputation for being very racy. In the past, contestants have delivered some raunchy performances including one couple who danced stark naked! And with ex Baywatch pin-up Pamela Anderson a former star, this should be right up Katie’s street!

Secret lovers?

A secret affair between Simon Cowell and Dannii Minogue has been revealed in an unauthorized book about the music mogul. Coming less than two weeks after Dannii confirmed her split with boyfriend Kris Smith, the explosive book tells of Simon's love of former X Factor colleague Dannii; he’s quoted as saying ‘I had a crush on her. It was Dannii's hair, the sexy clothes and the t**s. I was like a schoolboy. She was foxy. She was a real man's girl. Very feminine.'

 

The short-lived affair, which allegedly took place in 2007, was apparently one of the reasons Sharon Osbourne had hated Dannii so much and could explain the visible rift between the then X Factor judges.  Ooh-er! And it appears that the fling was well and truly over by the time Cheryl Cole joined the panel, for she had took pride of place next to Simon, a seat Dannii formerly occupied.

This is all well and good, but what I wanna know is, what about Louis Walsh? Who’s he having an affair with? Now that would be a story!

With legions of screaming teenage girls following them around the globe in Beatle mania-like hysteria, it seems that One Direction have well and truly made it. And if ever the handsome boy band had any doubts over their level of fame, then a certain eBay auction will disperse all fears. Let me elaborate.

Fancy a bite? It'll cost ya!

In my last post, I spoke about how Niall had spat out a piece of toast that was spread with Vegemite (Aussie version of marmite) on an Australian daytime TV show. Somehow, some sly so and so at the studio saw an opportunity to make some dosh, and the discarded toast (not the one regurgitated, but the piece of toast he took a bite of) was promptly put on eBay. 

But here’s the crazy thing, this said piece of toast has reached bids of over $100,000! (£65,000). One hundred thousand dollars??? Wow! These boys really have hit the big time!  All I can say is that these bonkers individuals have got money to burn! I’ve got some banana peel in my bin if anyone’s interested? No? Okay.  To prove how much the boys fame has rocketed, let’s take a look at some other famous auctions containing celebrities used crap: 

1. Britney Spears’ chewing gum. Disgusting I know, but some weird person actually brought Brit’s discarded gum for £164 back in 2004.
2. Scarlett Johansson’s used tissue. Perhaps even more gross than Brit’s minty money-earner (if that's at all possible!). Scarlett’s tissue fetched £3,320 on eBay. The money went to charity, but that still doesn’t excuse the frowziness.
3. Justin Bieber’s hair. What’s up with these teenage heartthrobs? Before toastgate, came the ludicrous money spent on Justin’s lock of hair when he finally gave that stupid barnet a trim. A stupid woman brought the said hair for £25,000.  -_-
4. Justin Timberlake’s French toast. After taking one bite of the French toast made for him, one cunning individual sold the hardly eaten toast, along with the fork and plate used and made a tidy profit of £1,970. Nice one.

So there you have it. Remember kids, there’s no need to get a job. Just stalk a high profile celebrity, wait for them to discard something gross, pop it on eBay and Bobs your uncle! Ker-ching!

Those pesky celebs!

So I stop blogging for a couple of weeks and what happens? Those pesky celebs cause so much drama and controversy I’ve got more juicy showbiz gossip than I can shake a stick at! So much has happened in celebville over the last couple of weeks that I’ve had to categorise the gossip and condense them into bite size (ish) chunks! So here it goes…

Feuds. 

Family feud: Tulisa and Dappy

• Celebs love nothing better than getting into a good old Twitter scrap, no more so it seems than Tulisa. The X Factor beauty has had a massive row with cousin and (what is now revealed) former N Dubz band mate Dappy. Laying into Dappy, who has a penchant for wearing stupid hats and saying 'na na naii’, Tulisa let rip after the rapper retweeted messages from fans who were trying to appeal to Tulisa to reach out to her band mate. Obviously enraged at being portrayed as the bad guy, Tulisa tweeted a string of messages to Dappy in which she apparently confirmed N Dubz split (I’m not going to try and translate what she says, work it out for yourselves!): 

@TheDappy u know my number mate..I dont know urs cus u aint gave it 2 me since u changed it... so dont gass the fans, u wana talk Im here."
"@TheDappy serious man I hold it down, dont make me start talkin real cus u won't like it nor will the fans, allow twitter,man up n call me.
"4 the ndubletts triena take sides... pls remember... dappy left ndubz, that's y we split, n wen he wanted 2 get away I tried 2 move him... In2 my yard."
"He left n got a new num n I aint heard from him since, he aint called or made contact, just tlks 2 the press about me. Sayin he misses me but where the hells my call, I don't even have his num! had 2 txt me dad 2 pass a message 2 him n got no reply."

She finished her rant by urging Dappy to call her and scolding herself for rowing so publicly. Over to you Dappy…

• Another Twitter row has also erupted (getting a bit boring now, isn’t it) this time between The Wanted’s Tom and TOWIE’s Mario. It all started when Lydia posted a pic of her and her mum reading a magazine in which they gave an interview. For some reason, Tom decided to have a pop and said ‘How ironic is that picture? Is that what you lot call yourselves these days for doing nothing!! #shocking.' This caused an outraged Mario to let rip, with Tom fighting back. I can’t be bothered to go into all the tweets (as there are so many) but basically Mario got labeled a 2^nd class Mark Wright whilst Tom was branded the ugly one in the band and just a backing singer to Max (the bald one in the group who is apparently the ‘fittest’). Can I just say that all these tweets seem to be true, so what’s the beef? Lydia, Lucy and Debbie waded in too but no one really cares.

Where's the love Cheryl?

• Celebrity dispute veteran Cheryl Cole has been ruffling the feathers of former X Factor mentee (is that a word?) Alexandra Burke. The 'Hallelujah’ singer has revealed that Cheryl has practically ignored her for the past year, failing to return the singers texts and calls.  This echoes claims from Cher Lloyd, who also confessed that the Geordie lass isn’t handy with the telephone and has failed to keep in touch with her either. Alex revealed this after Cheryl tweeted her out of the blue saying how hot she was in her latest video. Sounds like Chezza need to work on her people skills…                                                                                                                                                                         
• The Bachelor ‘winner’ Carianne (you know, the one with the voice that makes you want to kill yourself- or her) has slagged off ex ‘boyfriend’ Gavin Henson, branding him boring! She also stated that he tricked her and the whole relationship was fake. No s**t Sherlock! After watching that show religiously, we all knew that Gavin was as dull as Roy Cropper off Corrie and that it was probably more fun having a convo with a brick wall! You knew the score Carianne. Win the show, pretend to be interested for a while, make some money and then done! We all knew it was coming love, so stop kidding yourself!

Romance

• Love is in the air again for Mr. Lover Lover Jermaine Defoe. But clearly the footballer has had a recent bump to his head because instead of going for his normal glamour model/ reality star/ vacuous blonde type- he’s actually hooked up with someone who has a talent and isn’t a fame hungry airhead.  Step forward Alexandra Burke! Yes, Alex clearly pays attention to her song lyrics when she sang she wanted a ‘Bad Boy’. I guess dreams do come true! Although judging by Defoe’s track record with women, it’ll probably be more like a nightmare! Good luck with that one Alex!

• Another couple setting tongues wagging are pop stars Jessie J and Tinie Tempah. The two stars of British music have apparently been seeing each over for a few weeks and seem smitten, with openly bisexual Jessie spending a lot of time at his house. This romance, however unlikely, seems rather cute and fans no doubt are probably wondering if they’ll collaborate in the studio as well as the bedroom. It’ll bring music to their ears! (literally)

Babies

• A massive congratulations to The Saturday’s singer Una Healy who gave birth to baby girl Aoife Belle Foden last week! All the Saturday's girls were really excited and tweeted messages of excitement. Rochelle was recently seen with fiancé Marvin (lucky cow) going to visit baby Aoife and Una, who celebrated her first Mother's Day on Sunday. All together now- aaaww!!!                                                                                                                       

Ready to pop: Jessica Simpson

•  Breaking news- Jessica Simpson is STILL pregnant! She seems to have been carrying that bump around for about 17 years! Perhaps she had the baby ages ago but loved being preggers so much she walks around with a cushion stuffed up her top? Nonetheless, the singer (does she still sing?) looks like she’s about to give birth to a horse let alone a baby, so here’s wishing her a happy and safe birth whenever it is (hopefully sometime in the next decade).                                                                     
                                                                                                                          
  

Is that a nappy your'e waring Kris?

• Ok, so she may not be pregnant, but that doesn’t stop Kris Jenner from showing off her baby bump! The limelight hogging ‘momager’ decided that to celebrate son Rob turning 25, she’d post on her blog a picture of herself pregnant with Rob, in a style similar to that of Demi Moore (albeit years before). Yep. That’s what every 25-year-old guy wants to see. A picture of their mum, starkers (apart from a pair of white pants that looks like a nappy) with a huge bump that contains you as a foetus! Happy birthday Rob!

Other celeb news I can’t be bothered to categorise

•  Simon Cowell has threatened to axe the X Factor if this year’s series isn’t a complete success. This may very well be true what with the controversies surrounding the last series, but Mr. Cowell, isn’t this a convenient time to let this slip? A week before your other show Britain’s Got Talent is set to take on The Voice in the ratings war? I smell a rat!

• A sex tape has been leaked allegedly featuring Tulisa doing a naughty sex act, gasp! If this is true, then the former N Dubz singer is very stupid and may have ruined her X Factor career- unless Simon axes it first of course. Don’t these people ever learn? If you’re going to have sex, just don’t film it! Because as much as you love the person involved at the time, when you get rich and famous, they are only going to betray you and sell the tape! Unless of course, it’s your dream to be the new Paris or Kim… And following her row with Dappy, he responded to the sex tape news by tweeting 'Man this sex video fing is a bit rough! I knew Tulisa weren't talkin to me, but not cos she had her mouf full!!' Hmmm, don't know if that helps Dappy, but it's the thought that counts...

George in handcuffs? I'm not saying a word!

• Both Russell Brand and George Clooney have been arrested in non-related incidents. Whilst George was making people’s hearts melt by protesting outside the Sudanese  embassy about Syrian human rights abuse, Russell meanwhile grabbed a photographer’s phone and lobbed it through a law firm’s window! Tut tut!                                                                                              

• And finally 90’s band Steps recently performed at GAY, with Claire saying she doesn’t mind being the big girl in the band. The size 16 singer, who is happy with her size, doesn’t seem fazed that Lisa 'desperado' Scott-Lee is trying to be the hot one, despite everyone knowing that it was Faye that all the boys fancied. Even if she is bothered, she can always console herself with cake. And that’s not me being spiteful; Claire is actually hosting Lorraine’s Cake Club which aims to find Britain’s best cake. I think I’ll stop right here. As a treat for you, here's Steps doing what they do best:                

Chezza's at it again!

Former friends: Cheryl and Cher

Well she’s at it again! No, not Natasha Giggs and a horny footballer, I mean Cheryl Cole and her infamous Twitter scraps. Although, once again it’s not poor Chezza’s fault that someone has laid into her. This time it’s the turn of Cher Lloyd, yes the one who was mentored by Cheryl on the X Factor. To show just how much she appreciated Cheryl putting her through, supporting her and standing up for her, Cher made a naughty dig during a radio interview implying that Cheryl couldn’t sing live. Asked by Real Radio North West if a duet with the Parachutes singer was on the cards, Cher replied saying ‘Maybe if she sings live with me!’ When questioned if singing live would prove difficult for Cheryl, Miss Swagger Jagger added ‘Well it is nowadays, when you haven't got the nifty little button to press!’ Ooh, check her!  5 minutes in the business and she thinks she’s the bee’s knees! And just to dig her hole a little deeper, the 18 year old who recently got engaged to her boyfriend of 5 minutes, sarcastically replied ‘What? Oh no. Never, never ever!’ when pressed if she thought Cheryl needed the use of auto-tune.

 Not one to take it lying down (just ask MC Harvey), the Twitter war veteran flexed her fingers and delivered a scathing reply on everyone favourite social network; ‘Be Careful who you kick on your way up... They kick you twice as hard on your way back down. #unappreciationisugly.’ Ouch! I’m sure the same image of Chezza fly-kicking Cher in the head has popped into everyone’s heads as well as mine. And even though Cher has apologised about the remark, the young popstrel better watch out as we all know that our favourite Geordie lass has a mean right hook!

'I'm over age, promise!'

Talking of the X Factor (kind of) the lovable stud muffin known as Frankie Cocozza has apparently been TURNING DOWN girls! Well, one in particular. Now, I know this is hard to imagine as Frankie’s usual requirements is that you are breathing and have the correct, ahem, body part; but this lady in particular wasn’t so lucky.  Coming up to Frankie as he left London club Anaya in the wee hours, the poor girl draped herself over the ‘singer’ and planted a kiss on his cheek. Frankie, who was accompanied by BFF’s and fellow Celebrity Big Brother stars Kirk Norcross and Natasha ‘lock up your husbands’ Giggs, looked keen to get away, but the persistent brunette was a tough cookie to crack. Showing off her superb seduction skills, she then appeared to show Frankie her passport, perhaps to imply she is above the age of consent.  Classy. I guess it wasn’t her night as in a never before seen move, Frankie actually declined. But to be fair to the girl, I can clearly see why she and numerous other girls find the former X Factor star attractive. It must be his bird nest of a barnet, or perhaps his resemblance to that other hunk Pete Doherty.  Oh, I know! It’s his velvet smooth voice which is a cross between Gary Barlow and Lionel Richie. No?

'Give us a snog!' Frankie and his not-so-secret admirer.

In other breaking news this week, former TOWIE star Amy Childs and ex Heartbeat actress Tricia Penrose (Google her if you must) faced every girls nightmare- turning up to an event in the same dress! Oh the horror! At least it would have been if it was a nice dress. Take a look at the pics below and tell me if you think the dress is good or if it’s a tacky leopard print monstrosity that does nothing for neither of their figures? 

Frocky horror show: Amy and Tricia

 At the Pia Michi 2012 launch party (me neither), both girls refused to back down and change, but in the end it was Amy who relented and changed into an equally horrific purple number.  Tricia was overheard saying that she had ‘been around longer’ as a reason why she refused to change, but judging by your recent antics love, you’re in no position to talk! For as we saw a few weeks ago, at the same time Denise ‘show us yer tits’ Welch was doing what she does best outside a pub on her estranged hubby’s birthday, she was flanked by two other boob flashing women. One of which was Tricia. If you’re trying to get back in the limelight after a while in the shadows, this is not the best way of going about things dear. You’re a very good actress and so you should try acting instead of flashing your bits and picking fights with girls half your age! If you’re at a loose end love, I’m sure the Loose Women ladies will take you on board. I doubt no one will notice if they swapped you for Andrea ‘dull as dishwater’ McLean.

Fight! Fight! Fight! But NOT for this love!

Is it all in his head??

It’s all going down in celebville this week! A story that’s had all showbiz journalist salivating and clambering to their laptops, desperately trying to report any scrap of news that come their way. Yes, it’s the biggest fight since Tyson and Holyfield; I give you Cheryl Cole vs. MC Harvey (So Solid Crew). Huh? Yes that was my first reaction too. But it’s true; these two have been laying into each other over Twitter ever since the So Solid MC made shocking claims that he and Chezza had been involved in some sort of relationship following her split from Ashley Cole. According to an interview in a top celebrity magazine, Harvey states that ‘there was a relationship and attraction to each other's aura. I'm not going to sit here and say we went to this restaurant and that restaurant. But I'm sure people aren't stupid.’ He went on to add ‘We've known each other for years. But then (after Cheryl split with Ashley) we started confiding in each other. There was an attraction. That comes when you talk to people and Cheryl is a nice girl.’

Something to hide chez?

Just as journo’s were tripping over themselves to break this shocking news, Cheryl retorts with a massive ‘oh hell no!’ via twitter by angrily responding ‘was this "relationship" happening in your head @harveyofficial?! Are you smoking something? She then rubbed salt into the wound by adding ‘I think I've met you once maybe twice at public events and with your wife!! #sh*tjustgetsweirder”. Ouch!

But not one to step down, the rapper hit back at the girls aloud beauty with a string of angry tweets:

"Do you actually want me to tweet some of the messages you emailed me @cherylcole pipe down and stop playing the saint in front of your fans."

"I had your back @cherylcole until you sent that sh*t, disappointed in you if the public seen these emails you would end up with egg on your face."

"And let's get this straight @cherylcole I don't need no hype of you! I'd rather go broke and work in sainsburys than talk about your personal sh*t."

"This is not a twitter beef I still have massive respect for @cherylcole but you shouldn't of tweeted that knowing we both have personal messages to eachother #silenceinthecourt."

Ooh, touchy touchy!!

Not one to miss out on the action, Cheryl’s friend and band mate Nicola Roberts waded in to defend Cheryl, although what she said didn’t seem to help, but cause rather a few eyebrows to be raised, she tweeted ‘Emails..?? I think someone's been having you on mate.' before adding a hashtag which will probably go down in Twitter history: '#shedoesntdoemailsshedoesphonesex. Classic!

Wowsers, what would we do without Twitter eh? Now all we need is Alesha Dixon, Ashley Cole and half of So Solid Crew to join in and we’ll really have a party! Mind you, our Cheryl is no stranger to celebrity feuds; just ask Charlotte Church or Lily Allen.

Meanwhile, as Cheryl is licking her wounds over here, there’s drama galore at her old job on the X Factor USA. After a not so impressive series 1, Simon ‘Mr. grumpy’ Cowell decided to make a few changes and went all Alan Sugar on the other judges. In a humiliating move, host Steve Jones, Cheryl’s replacement Nicole Sherzathingy and pint-sized Paula Abdul have been given the axe. Whilst the other two doesn’t really surprise me, I was shocked to learn that Paula was given the chop as her and Simon are so close. In a statement, Paula has said ‘Yes, it’s true; I won’t be returning to The X Factor next season,' before adding 'I’ve learned through my longevity in this industry that business decisions often times override personal consideration.’

The aXe Factor!

Steve Jones took to his Twitter page to confirm his departure, telling his followers ‘I won't be hosting next seasons X Factor which is a shame but I can't complain as I've had a great time.’ Somehow I think  Steve’s' exit won’t be a big loss to X Factor fans as a lot of people complained that he didn’t fit in with the show and that for some reason they preferred Dermot O’Dreary.

So, now as it stands only Simon and music producer L.A Reid remain and the inevitable hunt for replacements can begin. Simon has spoken about his desire to have Mariah Carey on the panel, but apparently her husband Nick Cannon has said ‘Why would my wife want to be on a show like that? For somebody who has a legendary career, I don't know why they would.” Hey! If it’s good enough for Tulisa, then it’s good enough for Mariah!!

In other news:

• Forget a gold medal; Olympian Mo Farah has become the first person ever to complete The Cube. If you haven’t watched the ITV game show with Phillip Schofield, you should! It’s great. Mo scooped the £250k jackpot with an impressive 6 lives still intact!
• TOWIE's Lydia and large Arg have split again. Fast becoming the new Mark and Lauren, Lydia was seen sobbing throughout the whole of Sundays episode whilst Arg wondered around like a plonker. Diddums.
• Peter Andre has spoken out again about something to do with his ex Katie Price. He says zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
• Caroline Flack can now safely leave her home now that she and Harry Styles are no more. Such a shame, because if they had only waited for a few weeks, Harry would have turned 18 and things may have been different for their relationship. They could have gone to the pub together, or went clubbing together, or shared a fag, or voted for someone for something...