Oh Bey-by!

Proud Parents!

Well well well, what a week it has been in showbiz, those celebs sure do give me a lot to talk about! First of all can I say a big congratulations to Beyoncé and Jay Z who this week have welcomed baby Blue Ivy Carter to the world. I must say for a music superstar and the King of Hip Hop, it’s not a very bling bling megastar name is it? I was thinking more like Queen Shaniqua Diamante Bling Star Carter, but maybe that’s a tad over the top? Still, I’m sure it’ll grow on me eventually. At least baby Blue will not have a care in the world whilst growing up; mega rich parents, fantastic musical influences and already a song written about her courtesy of her very smitten and talented daddy! Looks like she’ll be the hottest baby in town. I bet Harper Seven Beckham is spitting her dummy out as I speak!

Talking of the patter of tiny feet, hot on the heels of Peaches Geldof is Sienna Miller who it is announced is expected a baby with boyfriend Tom Sturridge (me neither). Actually scratch that, he is now her fiancé! Wow, that Sienna moves fast. Just the other day, we were discussing her engagement to Jude Law (again). But hey ho, each to their own. Congrats to Sienna. Congratulations also to Rochelle Wiseman and Marvin Humes who recently got engaged on a romantic Caribbean getaway. I must say, Rochelle is one very lucky lady. Not only did she bag such a gorgeous, talented and super fit boyfriend but she got a £45.000 engagement ring and a £50.000 Range Rover thrown in as well! Jealous, me? Well yes actually, very jealous!

Only way is out!

Some people who are not so lucky are Towie stars Maria Fowler and Harry Derbridge, or should that be FORMER Towie stars. Although they both claim on their Twitter pages that they have decided to move on to concentrate on ‘new projects’, we all know that they were really axed by the producers. Why? Well let me tell you! Maria is as dull as dishwater, and as Kirk Norcross so beautifully put it, ‘she’s just an extra!’ All she ever was is Lauren Pope’s annoying best friend, and even a weird relationship with Kirk’s sad old father failed to save her! And harry? Well, he’s funny at times and his Lady Gaga routine had us all in stitches. But quite frankly, who is he without Amy Childs? The double act he had with his flame-haired cousin was one of the reasons we loved him, but now she’s gone he just looks like a lost little boy! Yes, the producers were right to let them go. The sad thing is, they’ll probably fade into oblivion as they don’t quite have the charisma, charm or personality to make it on their own like Mark Wright or Amy Childs. Looks like the only way is out for these two…

Niomi xxx