Don't make Chris Brown angry, you won't like him when he's angry!

Chris Brown has never been one to hold back, and his latest Twitter spat shows he has no plans to change!

He recently partook in an abusive exchange of words with US comedienne Jenny Johnson which began when Brown tweeted a picture alongside the comment "I look old as f**k! I'm only 23..." Johnson took it upon herself to respond to this, saying "I know! Being a worthless piece of s**t can really age a person."

The ‘Don’t wake me up’ singer obviously did an ‘OH HELL NO!’ (Including the finger snap I presume) and crudely responded “Take them teeth out when u Sucking my d**k HOE” to which Johnson replied: "It's 'HO' not 'HOE' you ignorant f**k." I quite agree, spelling is important!

What followed was a series of heated exchanges between the two, which included Brown tweeting comments such as "I should fart while ur giving me top" and “mom says hello... She told me not to s**** in ur mouth, wanted me to s*** right on the retina.” Eew, and also lol.

 Johnson seemed to back down from the confrontation in the end, saying “Okay. I'm done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to s**t and fart on me."

Rihanna herself seemed to later get in on the act by later posting a picture of the comments and tweeting “How does one find the time? We gotta do better than this!!" Her response certainly adds fuel to the fire that the pair are definitely back together; and that didn’t do it, then she must’ve used a flame thrower or got Charmander on board when she posted an earlier snap of Chris brown sprawled out on her bed! That’ll get the gossips talking- ingenious RiRi!

If the two megastars are really back together, then it seems that Jenny Johnson won’t be the last person who’ll be eager to give their opinion. But if their latest duet ‘Nobody’s business’ is anything to go by, I don’t think they give two hoots!

A live episode? Oh shut-uuuppp!!

So I’m hearing reports that as well as a Christmas special, the producers of TOWIE want to do a live episode. A live episode? Are they crazy? 

Now excuse me if I’m wrong, but the cast of TOWIE are hardly Bafta winning actors are they? Oh wait! Ok, so they maybe Bafta winners, but that aside, they’d probably struggle to land a role in Hollyoaks. But, this obviously doesn’t faze the makers of the hit Essex show or indeed some of the cast members who have recently expressed their views on the upcoming live episode.

Joey Essex tweeted his opinion by saying: “LIVE episode of TOWIE in December!!! #creepySICK” Yes Joey, “creepysick” is probably a phrase most people would use to describe it. 

Mario Falcone tweeted a slightly more coherent response: “We'll be completely out of our comfort zone so it will be really scary but I'll be well excited!” Well yes Mario, it’ll definitely be out of your comfort zone. You’ll probably have to learn your lines properly and deliver a scene without messing it up and will have to try to convince the viewing public that you actually know what you’re doing. So yes, very exciting! 

A sentiment which was echoed by Jess Wright who tweeted: “Shut the front doooor there's going to be a LIVE towie ep in december ahhhhhh who's excited?” I’m excited Jess! Can’t you tell? If you really think about it, it will probably be really hilarious. Watching Joey, Arg and co try to do a full episode without completely live without the use of editing or retakes? Sounds hilarious- what could possibly go wrong?

And look at this way. If a live episode stops them from recording another Christmas single, then I’m all for it! 

And for your viewing pleasure, here's a reminder of that Christmas single. You're Welcome.